100 truths.

001. Real name → shirley amelia temple.
003. Are you married → 49 years &counting.
004. Zodiac sign → belize.
005. Male or female → it.
006. Elementary → jupiter academy for youngsters.
007. Middle School → galactic adventure for older youngsters.
008. Highschool → the sun.
010. Hair color → pinkish.
011. Long or short → midlength.
015. Are you a health freak → soymilk.
017. Do you have a crush on someone → my beautiful husband.
018. Do you like yourself→ i enjoy my boobs.
019. Piercings → nipples.
020. Tattoos → penis.
021. Righty or lefty → ambidextrous.

FIRSTS :

022. First surgery → bellybutton removal at birth.
023. First piercing → nipples.
024. First best friend → judy garland.
025. First award → porn star of the year.
026. First sport you joined → intergalactic frisbee golf.
027. First pet → my beautiful husband.
028. First vacation → intergalactic frisbee golf tournament in galaxy cX4o2.
029. First concert → aerosmith on the moon.
030. First crush → ronald reagan.

CURRENTLY :

049. Eating → a mexican buffet.
050. Drinking → shitloads of tequila.
052. I'm about to → make love to my beautiful husband.
053. Listening to → a mexican gangfight/cockfight.
055. Waiting for → thumbbody special.
058. Want kids? → green alien babies.
059. Want to get married?→ 4 wives.
060. Careers in mind?→ tree fruit anthropologist.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? :

068. Lips or eyes → nose.
069. Hugs or kisses → heavy breathing.
070. Shorter or taller → green.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → whore.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → hairy chest.
074. Sensitive or loud → fisherman.

HAVE YOU EVER :

078. Kissed a stranger → judy garland & ronald reagan.
079. Drank bubbles → tequila.
080. Lost glasses/contacts → penis.
081. Ran away from home → with the entire richard nixon administration.
084. Broken somone's heart → in half, with my bare tentacles.
085. Been arrested?→ shoes hanging on powerlines.
086. Turned someone down → hallelujah.
087. Cried when someone died → my lovely lady lumps.
088. Liked a friend → ronald reagan.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself→ wednesday.
090. Miracles → magic in a young girl's heart.
091. Love at first sight→ at first bite.
092. Heaven → it's in my sheets.
093. Santa Claus → he was in my sheets too.
094. Kiss on first date → judy garland.
096. Angels → baby phat.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

097. Is there a person you want to be with right now? → dear old ronald reagan.
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → polygamy.
099. Do you believe in God?→ richard nixon.
100. Post as 100 Truths... no.